S1 E7

"Why don't you do Lawson's whilst you are at it?"

- Victorian Minister

"" is the 7th-produced and 7th-aired episode of the first season of Horrible Histories. It first premiered on 28 May 2009, on BBC iPlayer (CBBC) and Netflix.

BBC iPlayer
Historical sketch show. The Houses Of Parliament in London smell of poo, Cinderella struggles with the Blitz and Helen of Troy reveals her complicated love life.

Netflix
The Houses Of Parliament in London smell of poo, Cinderella struggles with the Blitz and Helen of Troy reveals her complicated love life.

Sketches
"Terrible Tudors": Oh Yea! Magazine: Royal Special. "Historical Hospital": Treating a blister rapidly turns fatal.

"Groovy Greeks": The story of Helen of Troy retold as inner-city melodrama, complete with chav accents. Imagine spot: Smuggling the Trojan horse past the guards--apparently, much simpler than you'd think.

"Measly Middle Ages": "That Was Entertainment!": Jousting on ice and other peculiar past-time fun.

"Woeful Second World War": Twisted Fairytales: "Cinderella" (rationing clothes). Fake nylon stockings made with gravy and eye-liner (advertisement).

"Awful Egyptians": Imagine spot: Selling pyramid real estate. Meet the Egyptian gods (animated).

"Vile Victorians": Imagine spot: A little girl must wash in dirty water. Parliamentarians try to find a solution to--or at least, a way to ignore--the Great Stink of 1858.

Characters
TBA

Trivia
TBA

Song(s)

 * I'm a Knight