S1 E5

"You think you're bigger than me!"

- Emperor Caligula

"" is the 5th-produced and 5th-aired episode of the first season of Horrible Histories. It first premiered on 14 May 2009, on BBC iPlayer (CBBC) and Netflix.

BBC iPlayer
Historical sketch show. A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea and we discover disgusting beauty tips from ancient Egypt.

Netflix
A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea and we discover disgusting beauty tips from ancient Egypt.

Sketches
"Awful Egyptians": Pharaoh Phashion magazine offers beauty tips for peasants and aristocrats (advertisement). Mouse Fresh Max toothpaste (advertisement).

"Ruthless Rulers": Louis XI and the Pig Piano, with special guest Simon Cowell (animated).

"Measly Middle Ages": HHTV News: taking a census for the Domesday Book. William the Conqueror's increasingly unusual funeral.

"Rotten Romans": Caligula declares war against Poseidon, god of the sea.

"Savage Stone Age": HHTV News: Bob Hale's Stone Age Report. Imagine spot: A Homo sapiens couple invite the local Neanderthals to dinner.

"Smashing Saxons": "Court of Historical Law": Ethelred the Unready determines a horse thief's guilt via ordeal by cake. Twisted Fairytales: "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" (Saxon punishments).

"Gorgeous Georgians": Join the Georgian Navy! (advertisement). "Historical Hospital": 'Master of medicaments' Montague Fuzzlepeck diagnoses a patient.

Characters
TBA

Trivia

 * No song is included in this episode (for the only time in series history).

Song(s)

 * N/A