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"We declare war on France on Tuesday, Spain on Wednesday. On Thursday we'll...hang on a minute! What's going on here?!

Henry VIII, King of England. This is your reign!"

- Henry VIII & Host of "This is Your Reign"

"" is the 2nd-produced and 2nd-aired episode of the first season of Horrible Histories. It first premiered on 23 April 2009, on BBC iPlayer (CBBC) and Netflix.

BBC iPlayer
Historical sketch show. A Stone Age doctor tries to help a modern patient, a whining Pharaoh invents the pyramid and Tudor King Henry VIII meets his dead friends.

Netflix
A Stone Age doctor tries to help a modern patient, a whining Pharaoh invents the pyramid and Tudor King Henry VIII meets his dead friends.

Sketches
"Measly Middle Ages": Shouty Man: New! Pee-sil Non-Bio Laundry Detergent (two parts, parody of Persil). City officials discuss how to curb defecating out of windows--while walking below them.

"Savage Stone Age": "Historical Hospital": Tattoo and trepanning treatments. Caveman Art Show: Preserving the head of a dead relative.

"Woeful Second World War": Mary, the heroic carrier pigeon (animated). The commandant of a German POW camp tries to keep a determined British officer from escaping.

"Slimy Stuarts": Stupid Deaths: Francis Bacon. "My Stuart Family" tries to keep up with the neighbors with the help of some exotic new foods.

"Awful Egyptians": King Pepi II's Super Sticky Anti-Fly Honey Slave (advertisement). Imagine spot: An over-entitled pharaoh insists on the invention of the pyramid. Twisted Fairytales: "The Princess and the Pea" (eliminating rivals to the throne)

"Terrible Tudors": "This Is Your Reign": King Henry VIII reunites with his friends, advisors and wives--too bad he's had most of them executed (parody of This Is Your Life).

Characters
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Trivia
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Song(s)

 * The Wives of Henry VIII: Divorced Beheaded & Died